Here’s a secret (or two); I have no self control. None. Nada. None whatsoever.
I never think things through, I’m incapable of such a thing. I never ever consider other peoples feelings – I’m THAT selfish. I’m a compulsive liar. I can’t be trusted with anything. So please, don’t even carry on reading. It’s all lies. I swear.

I see something I want & I just have to have it. All rationality, logic & respect goes flying out the window. Let’s not forget the morals! Yes..morals.. I have…none. Isn’t that right mother?!

It’s a sad day when things are so bad that your own mother would rather you fucked your cousin than had any sort of relationship with the sane, tender, loving man that is the love of your life. (Who more importantly, isn’t fucking related!!!) But none of that matters of course.

So yes, I lie. I’m selfish. I’m incredibly talented in the art of playing people off against each other. (Wonder who I learned that from). I’m lazy, I’m stupid. And running away (again) from..good god..wait for it..heaven forbid – RESPONSIBILITIES!!!

Hell, Pardon me for wanting to flee a life of sheer hell to live in another country with – No, all of that is simply small print – Pardon me for actually wishing to pursue my happiness!

I’m immature. Yeah, you heard. Spot on. Aren’t I just. Isn’t my naivety enchanting?!

It’s a wonder I’m still alive today with such an attitude it really is. What with the mental health issues ; Read `Arseholes who need to FUCK OFF`

Unfortunately that’s all I have for today folks.
Same time.
Same place..
And if you’re lucky..same ol’ shit.