*Update, Jul 12*

Of course, my period was waiting until I’m virtually sore in places I didn’t even know existed, not to mention I’ve got whiplash from Six Flags yesterday! But yes, we can all relax now, the patter of tiny feet have faded into the distance (pref a 5+ years difference please!)

Seriously, back at my 80 day mark I said I was nearing my period. Well what the fuck, it’s still not here.

After a slight freak out yesterday we went & bought a couple of tests which thankfully came back negative – I love the fact they were under lock & key at the local Walgreen’s but the condoms were a free for all. Uh huh.

So, like I thought, I’m extremely stressed out. Most days I’m sleeping longer than I should & feeling groggy & slighty sick throughout the day – yes, morning sickness did cross my mind but evidently not. Also, this isn’t something new.. but it is something I didn’t think I’d be experiencing here & now. It takes me back to the days of depression & medication. I went longer without periods back then, but fuck, the symptoms are hanging around & have been for 20 odd days now. I’m tired, extremely touchy & just damn right pissy. The phantom pains are driving me insane. I swear, not 30 seconds after leaving Walgreen’s was I convinced it was starting, I was ready, receipt in hand to go back.. but alas, nothing.

My periods are bad enough without all this pissing around.

Stupid fucking vagina.

Bleed god damn it, bleed.

On a less gross note, (I know, I’m sorry but it had to be done), it’s a four day weekend for us. Bear has been working every day this week & I’ve missed him so much. I got a bit too used to the schedule or lack of I guess. But yeah, at last we’ll have some time to actually do things. Of course this is when I’ll start my period, I’d put money on it.

One day this weekend we’re going to Six Flags – local theme park & I can’t wait. Must remember not to have lunch before going on some of these rides.. & I guess I should hold onto my head too after that kid who was decapitated by the new Batman ride, (Mind you he did scale two 6ft fences, into a well signed, dangerous area to retrieve his hat. Must have been a nice hat. Don’t think it was necessarily worth it though..)

There you go, one post, two wince worthy topics, both potentially involving wings. What more could you want?