So I was Googling “Olympics scoring are you shitting me” & it brought up a real snorter!

Are you fucking shitting me? Sunday night prime time and the only Olympic action on TV is synchro diving? NBC sucks moose cock! …

Okay so the photo was my effort.

Seriously, they are shitting me though right? Justin Spring kicked serious arse on the High Bar. The crowd went wild. It was amazing, I swear it was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever witnessed. The excitement & the team spirit was fantastic. Even better that it was three of our guys in a row that completely blew me apart.

Now just remember, I’m Scottish so this isn’t some homer post.

I’m still hunting for a video so hang on in there. (Pun intended).

But both him & Jonathan Horton got fucked royally by the judges. Those executions were 10/10! But heaven forbid our boys get treated fairly. With all the gobby commentators too, you didn’t hear a peep out of them regarding the next bunch, who of course just happened to be Chinese, one of whom landed out of bounds (not just lines here folks, but off the fucking MAT) yet was given a higher score.

This isn’t my only beef…

I mean last night we had the girls Floor exercises where they were trying to pass off obviously pre-pubescent girls as teenagers. “Their passports state they are 16, therefor able to compete”. Well hello. This is China. Everything is government controlled. Passports? How about a Birth Certificate? Even better, there’s the whole “Training since they were three years old” – quoting from a short film where we see a red in the face child’s having their back pushed over their head.

Talking of commentators, there’s our own NBC blabber making apologies & asking us if we haven’t ever looked at girls in college or high school & thinking they look 12 or 13. Well, actually no, I don’t have a habit of looking at college girls & wondering how old they are, nor am I fooled by the fact this girl has no hips, not even the budding of breasts, no sign of anything remotely other than a pre-pubescent child. Or perhaps I should be calling her a pre-pubescent 16 year old. Right? And when was the last time we saw this, especially in a female?

I mean really? This so called “16″ year olds stats are;

• April 21, 1992
• Weight: 68 lbs (31 kg)
• Height: 4’5” (1.37 m)
• Age: 16 years

My fucking arse cheeks. They are so obviously lying. And you know what, nobody can get a photo of this girl to even begin to look closely & form an opinion. But then again, with all the makeup they plastered onto her chops there’d be no telling anyway.

You know what I reckon? I reckon, that we should just hand China the gold now & everyone else should just pack up & head home.

Even as I write this, our boys are on the Pommel Horse doing the exact same thing they did to me before & they are coming off with the same, if not less shitty scores.

They must be sorely pissed at Phelps C’mon China, didn’t we think of a way to fuck off someone swimming up & down a pool yet?

Now, unless the Chinese decide to block any more sites, this post should reach you all safe & sound.

*Update*

I just found my video
Chinese Officials: Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever