Where was Michelle Obama? Where was Michelle Obama?!!

I can hardly wait to hear her excuse in the morning!

What do we think? …..

a) “Well, there was a misunderstanding, I thought it would just be a candidate only kind of thing”

b) “I was worried about how my cringe-worthy Ellen dancing would look on that ramp”

c) “McCain pulled a nasty stunt by bringing along his wife last minute!!”

or is it

d) “Honestly? I just hate America”

Way to go for the next First Lady!

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My Kind of Woman

Hell yeah! That’s my kinda woman right there.

I’m totally swooning, I swear, I love this woman. I’m so wound up over all this. I say ditch McCain & run on your own Sarah!! Whooohooo!!

I’m not going to turn this blog into a shrine to our fair lady I promise, but come on, you gotta love that shot – putting her foreign policy into practice me thinks.

*Updated*

Snort.

I couldn’t resist.

And you know, this whole non-story about Oprah balking at having Palin on her lame ass show… why is anyone surprised let alone even talking about this? I mean, we all know she loves Barack Obama. She set him on this path for gods sake, she gave him his notoriety & made people aware of him & his mole back in the fall.

I mean hello??

Oh okay, make me;

Michelle can sure pull some faces can’t she?! I won’t even go there with Oprah’s “I wanna suck his cock” look there either.